Wednesday, April 23, 2008
This is something to understand more about Singapore:
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings ( HDB ) and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying ( PAP ).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB ). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig ( PWD ) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment ( MOE )? With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS ), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead ( PSA ), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks ( POSB ). And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always ( LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital ( MOH ), you might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral ( CPF ) fund. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart( NUH ) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH ).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway ( COE ). If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices ( ERP ) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train ( MRT ), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side ( SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually ( SENTOSA )!!!
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings ( HDB ) and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying ( PAP ).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB ). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig ( PWD ) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment ( MOE )? With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS ), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead ( PSA ), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks ( POSB ). And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always ( LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital ( MOH ), you might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral ( CPF ) fund. If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart( NUH ) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH ).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway ( COE ). If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices ( ERP ) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train ( MRT ), or get squashed in a bus Side By Side ( SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually ( SENTOSA )!!!
8:16 AM
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
FANCIFUL USB DRIVE
10:22 PM
Sometimes I feel that I'm forcing myself to sch.
I dunno why.
Going to sch arent tht fun anymore.
It's only the 2nd week.
I yearn for weekends to come. soon
real SOON.
And i really need to pray for my church camp fees.
I dunno why.
Going to sch arent tht fun anymore.
It's only the 2nd week.
I yearn for weekends to come. soon
real SOON.
And i really need to pray for my church camp fees.
12:53 AM
The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player than tags 4 people and posts their names, than go to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
4. Rules are meant to be broken.. teehee..
5. Who comes up with these games anyway? I’m surprised I got sucked into all this.
What was I doing ten years ago (1998 in general)?
Primary sch? Haha. Maybe i was just some pathetic kid.
Those 'gong gong' kind. Listening attentively to teacher. HAHAHA.
5 things on my to-do list today:
[1] QUIET TIME
[2] Complete my global supply chain hw by breaktime=x
[3] Piano lesson
[4] SCHOOL
[5] TV entertainment at night
5 snacks I enjoy:
[1] Potato chips
[2] Sweeets(: *beware of tooth decay*
[3] Ice cream
[4] Almond corn flakes
[5] Satay Fish
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
[1] 1/10 of what I have to God
[2] Nice & comfortable house
[3] Chiong to Bugis - CRAZINESS SHOPPING
[4] Around the world
[5] Not too greedy, 4things will do. Haha
5 of my bad habits (Hmmm...)
-As mentioned above, haha.
Rules ARE MEANT to be broken. I shall not answer this.
3 places I have lived:
[1] Bukit Purmei
[2] Sengkang
[3] Jurong
4 people I tag:
[1] ME
[2] MEE
[3] MEEE
[4] MEEEE
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player than tags 4 people and posts their names, than go to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
4. Rules are meant to be broken.. teehee..
5. Who comes up with these games anyway? I’m surprised I got sucked into all this.
What was I doing ten years ago (1998 in general)?
Primary sch? Haha. Maybe i was just some pathetic kid.
Those 'gong gong' kind. Listening attentively to teacher. HAHAHA.
5 things on my to-do list today:
[1] QUIET TIME
[2] Complete my global supply chain hw by breaktime=x
[3] Piano lesson
[4] SCHOOL
[5] TV entertainment at night
5 snacks I enjoy:
[1] Potato chips
[2] Sweeets(: *beware of tooth decay*
[3] Ice cream
[4] Almond corn flakes
[5] Satay Fish
5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
[1] 1/10 of what I have to God
[2] Nice & comfortable house
[3] Chiong to Bugis - CRAZINESS SHOPPING
[4] Around the world
[5] Not too greedy, 4things will do. Haha
5 of my bad habits (Hmmm...)
-As mentioned above, haha.
Rules ARE MEANT to be broken. I shall not answer this.
3 places I have lived:
[1] Bukit Purmei
[2] Sengkang
[3] Jurong
4 people I tag:
[1] ME
[2] MEE
[3] MEEE
[4] MEEEE
12:32 AM
Friday, April 18, 2008
1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve!
Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... 'Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!
Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house !
My parent are busy at the moment.
You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen.
Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene...
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene..
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove.
The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene...
It's Chrismas Eve!
Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said... 'Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches!
Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house !
My parent are busy at the moment.
You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen.
Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!
2:33 PM
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
3rd day of school.
I CANT SWOP MY TIMETABLE LA!
My new class seems so weird ?
Learning to be independent.
Life w/o CHERYL
=(
I'm trying hard to adapt to my new environment(:
JIAYOU everyone!
For those who just started sch.
I CANT SWOP MY TIMETABLE LA!
My new class seems so weird ?
Learning to be independent.
Life w/o CHERYL
=(
I'm trying hard to adapt to my new environment(:
JIAYOU everyone!
For those who just started sch.
4:40 PM
Sunday, April 06, 2008
LAST WEEEK OF HOLIDAYS!!
Gosh.
And everything is starting all over AGAIN.
YESH.
Church camp, I'm coming.
Wheeee!!
*excited!*
Need to hand up the form sooon.
BUT $.$ $.$ $.$
I want my timetable to be out soon.
So eager to know if i'm in the same class as my friends.
It's killing me.
Today's last song.
SIAN.
I just hate playing songs with the time signature of 3/4
I always get it wrong=(
Got to brush up.
Anyway, had fun working with uncle fu man(:
He's always so jokeful. Hahha.
Went bugis ytd to shop for esther's stuffs.
She's excited to go sch=x
hahaha.
Am i right?
Surprisingly, my cousin was also at bugis.
Meet her after tht.
Went n.y.d.c for dinner.
Wildberry soda drink? I forgot.
Some thumbs up stuffs.
The starry eyes so damn weird.
Another attempt!
...
Worst. I dun understand why this looks so blur.
Gosh.
And everything is starting all over AGAIN.
YESH.
Church camp, I'm coming.
Wheeee!!
*excited!*
Need to hand up the form sooon.
BUT $.$ $.$ $.$
I want my timetable to be out soon.
So eager to know if i'm in the same class as my friends.
It's killing me.
Today's last song.
SIAN.
I just hate playing songs with the time signature of 3/4
I always get it wrong=(
Got to brush up.
Anyway, had fun working with uncle fu man(:
He's always so jokeful. Hahha.
Went bugis ytd to shop for esther's stuffs.
She's excited to go sch=x
hahaha.
Am i right?
Surprisingly, my cousin was also at bugis.
Meet her after tht.
Went n.y.d.c for dinner.
Wildberry soda drink? I forgot.
Some thumbs up stuffs.
The starry eyes so damn weird.
Another attempt!
...
Worst. I dun understand why this looks so blur.
11:35 PM
